Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. 🤖
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut 🍩 and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
4 months ago
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
6 months ago