I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
5 months ago
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
5 months ago
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂
6 months ago
When your kink is a little *too* specific 😂
6 months ago
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
6 months ago
When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices 🐷🌕
6 months ago
When you jump into a river thinking it's just water and ducks and then...🐟🐟🐟😱
7 months ago