Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?"
They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
8 hours ago
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
6 days ago
Wolverine: You know who fucks real good?
Spider-Man: ...
Wolverine: Redheads.
Spider-Man: 🤝
7 days ago
Spider-Man making his way through the daily commute like a BOSS 🕷️😂