When the real battle is keeping your lunch down 😂🎯🤢
6 days ago
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
22 days ago
When you and your friend both get the same Halloween costume but try to style it differently 😂
1 month ago
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
2 months ago
Thor: "I was never gay." Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." Thor: "Wait, what?!" 😂
2 months ago
Thor with his upgraded hammer: When you need to call for backup, but also smash some frost giants.
2 months ago
When you can't decide if you're feeling more like a lone wolf or a dynamic duo🦇🦇
2 months ago
Me trying to figure out if Iron Man is a Fe-male 😂
3 months ago
Ben Grimm, aka The Thing from the Fantastic Four, finally catching a break... or the Invisible Woman's new toy?
3 months ago
Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: 😲
3 months ago
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️(and anxiety).
3 months ago
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
3 months ago
Spider-Man and the barrel having a polite disagreement 😂
3 months ago
Me pretending to be cool 😎 after my crush said hi 👋
3 months ago
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?" They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
3 months ago