When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 day ago
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim ๐Ÿ˜‚. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
2 days ago
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
When the streaming service says "This video is not available in your country" ๐Ÿ˜‚. Me: *puts on eyepatch and heads to The Pirate Bay* ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ. Ahoy, matey! Time to set sail for entertainment!
2 days ago
Me trying to convince Chrome to accept my cookies after it keeps rejecting them ๐Ÿ˜ญ
2 days ago
How I feel after successfully smuggling snacks into the cinema ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด
2 days ago
*Modders making mods to add basic features back into games* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
When your stomach starts rumbling and you gotta hustle for those internet points for some grub ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
POV: Youโ€™re debating politics with your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner ๐Ÿฆƒ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 days ago
Me waking up before 10am after staying up all night: ๐Ÿ’…
4 days ago
When you leave your wallet at home after a big grocery shopping ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
4 days ago
She said yes!๐Ÿ’โ€ฆto never taking my calls again. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
My internet knows me better than I know myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago