I donโ€™t always drink beerโ€ฆ Okay, yes I do ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
Me after seeing a spider in the shower
6 days ago
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
7 days ago
When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
Me trying to run old games on my modern PC
10 days ago
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
10 days ago
Just another day in the Mystery Machine ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ScoobyDoo #VelmaDinkley
10 days ago
Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse ๐Ÿคฌ
10 days ago
When you send your dad to the grocery store with a list, but he forgot his glasses ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ
10 days ago
Me trying to subtly bring my plushie to bed with me so my parents don't judge ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 days ago
My Batman name is Bat Man. What's yours?๐Ÿฆ‡
11 days ago
When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 days ago
Me pretending I got a haircut when in reality, I just havenโ€™t showered in 3 days
11 days ago