Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.🤯 Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!😂
1 month ago
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.👽
1 month ago
When you finally understand Stephen Hawking's theory of everything and your knees buckle from the sheer weight of the knowledge.🤯
1 month ago
When your squad is down to the last two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place. 😂
1 month ago
When 'sexy time' turns into a poker game of emotions 😂🃏
1 month ago
When you're late for work and your boss is a crow. 😂
1 month ago
When your comebacks are straight outta meme-land 😂📱
1 month ago
Me when I accidentally hit my pinky toe on furniture 😂
1 month ago
Stay thirsty for opportunities, my friends! 😂🍺
1 month ago
Grandpa just found the zoom feature and is already putting it to good use 😂
1 month ago