When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone 😂
When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
187
When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
1 year ago
290
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" 
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." 
Interviewer: 🤨
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
169
What society thinks we do: *crickets*.  Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
1 year ago
260
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism 😂
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
273
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
1 year ago
150
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead 😂.  "Of the truck, dumbass!"
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Of the truck, dumbass!"
1 year ago
144
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. 😂
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂.  Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
1 year ago
129
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend 😂
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
272
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise 😂
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...😱🩸
When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
260
When math makes friendships awkward 🤔📊
When math makes friendships awkward ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“Š
1 year ago
274
When 'sharpening the relationship' gets taken literally 😂🔪
When 'sharpening the relationship' gets taken literally ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
362