When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
1 day ago
When your therapist has your back even when you are higher than Snoop Dogg ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
15 days ago
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
28 days ago
When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity ๐Ÿค˜
1 month ago
Me after mom says sheโ€™s going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago