The proud walk to inform my mom I've redecorated the carpet with my lunch. ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months ago
264
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class won’t make me homeless 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class wonโ€™t make me homeless ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
Mom: *prepares her son's first time* 😂
Mom: *prepares her son's first time* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
280
POV: You rolled your eyes at your Mom in 1986
POV: You rolled your eyes at your Mom in 1986
1 year ago
302
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could 😂. RIP Dad 💀.
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could ๐Ÿ˜‚. RIP Dad ๐Ÿ’€.
1 year ago
254
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down 😱😂 #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
1 year ago
164
When your therapist has your back even when you are higher than Snoop Dogg 😂
When your therapist has your back even when you are higher than Snoop Dogg ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
195
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" 😬
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
104
When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity 🤘
When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
260
Me after mom says sheโ€™s going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
195