Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class wonโ€™t make me homeless ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Mom: *prepares her son's first time* ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
POV: You rolled your eyes at your Mom in 1986
2 months ago
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could ๐Ÿ˜‚. RIP Dad ๐Ÿ’€.
2 months ago
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
2 months ago
When your therapist has your back even when you are higher than Snoop Dogg ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
3 months ago
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity ๐Ÿค˜
4 months ago
Me after mom says sheโ€™s going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 months ago