Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee ☕😂 #babylife #breastfeeding
1 month ago
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ðŸĪŠ
1 month ago
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ðŸĪąâ€â™€ïļðŸ˜‚
1 month ago