This kid cracked the code to happiness on day one. ๐๐ผ
18 days ago
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
4 months ago
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ๐ #babylife #breastfeeding
4 months ago
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in.
Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐คช
4 months ago
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐คฑโโ๏ธ๐
4 months ago
When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโฆforever! ๐ถ๐
5 months ago
When you're a millennial mom trying to keep up with the latest trends while taking your baby for a stroll ๐
5 months ago
When you gotta do what you gotta do ๐ #momlife #breastfeeding