The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 hour ago
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 hour ago
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
1 day ago
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 day ago
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
1 day ago
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 day ago
When your kink is a little *too* specific ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etcโ€ฆ.
2 days ago
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...๐Ÿ’€
4 days ago
Papa John's new Valentine's Day special: "Better ingredients, better d***" ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
This Interbest billboard campaign is really showing the impact of advertising... ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐Ÿฅต
7 days ago
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
7 days ago