When you've loved My Little Pony a little TOO much ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿด
1 month ago
Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 month ago
When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
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That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
1 month ago
When you're worried about calories but your doctor gives you some *interesting* medical advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
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She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
POV: It's your average Tuesday
1 month ago
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 month ago
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
1 month ago
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 month ago
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
1 month ago
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 month ago
When your kink is a little *too* specific ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago