When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
128
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. 🤨
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
121
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor 😂😈
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
117
When your kink is a little *too* specific 😂
When your kink is a little *too* specific ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
146
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etc….
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etcโ€ฆ.
1 year ago
117
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...💀
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
77
Papa John's new Valentine's Day special: "Better ingredients, better d***" 🍆🍕😂
Papa John's new Valentine's Day special: "Better ingredients, better d***" ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
This Interbest billboard campaign is really showing the impact of advertising... 😂
This Interbest billboard campaign is really showing the impact of advertising... ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
124
Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
130
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri 🥵
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
117
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
1 year ago
151
When the word scramble gets a little too real 😂.  This game is definitely not for kids! 💀
When the word scramble gets a little too real ๐Ÿ˜‚. This game is definitely not for kids! ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
68
When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈🐻🍺
When the Care Bears get a little too careless ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
100
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! 🥳
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! ๐Ÿฅณ
1 year ago
112