Pakistan, France, and the UK walk into a bar... It's an Islamic conference on nuclear proliferation. Wait, what?
1 month ago
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
1 month ago
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
2 months ago
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
2 months ago
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".💀
3 months ago