Weightlifters after realizing they're not getting paid millions to roll around on the floor like soccer players.
1 month ago
POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet 🤕
1 month ago
When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time 😂
3 months ago
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. 😂
3 months ago
Me explaining to my doctor that the constant, agonizing pain I feel is just a Tuesday.
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention 😂
3 months ago
Nailed it!🔨😂 Just kidding, I completely messed up my DIY project. At least I have a funny story to tell.🤕
3 months ago
Me trying to find my sanity after being awake all night with a sick baby 😂 #pharmacyrun #sendhelp #momlife
3 months ago
Me after having Blair's After Death Sauce with my wrap: First two panels: *Nom nom* Last two panels: "Regretting every life decision that led up to this very moment."
3 months ago
When you realize it's not an insulin shot💉. Just kidding 😂 Get your vaccines, people! 💪
3 months ago
My butt after trying the new "extra exfoliating" toilet paper 💀
3 months ago
When you need to see the universe through spicy tears! 🔥👀
4 months ago