Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:
"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
25 days ago
When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity 🤘
25 days ago
When the family dinner takes an unexpected turn! 🍗😂
26 days ago
When your supportive nature crosses into 'tiger-ly' awkward territory 🐅😂
26 days ago
When dad knows you better than you know yourself 😂👀
26 days ago
When the real MVP goes unrecognized 🤔🏆
26 days ago
When your secret plans go up in smoke 🚬📱🚗
26 days ago
When mom's intuition unveils the unexpected! 😅🍸
26 days ago
When 'Couple Games' turn into 'Awkward Revelations' 😂🤦♂️🤷♀️
26 days ago
When 'family business' takes on a whole new meaning! 🌌🖤
26 days ago
When 'crop top' had a totally different definition back in the 90s! 😂👚
26 days ago
When you walk in on mom's 'ghostly' business 👻🛏️ #CaughtInTheAct
26 days ago
When you are multitasking like a pro 😎 Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty
26 days ago
When your comebacks are straight outta meme-land 😂📱
26 days ago
When your kid starts coding in PHP, you know your parenting choices were... unique! 🤔💻🍷