Me, after two drinks, having an in-depth philosophical debate with my brain about the meaning of a Cheeto ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant๐Ÿคฐ
29 days ago
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
29 days ago
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me, trying to convince myself I'm not an alcoholic after my third 'work from home' happy hour this week. ๐Ÿน
1 month ago
From pillaging villages to partying in clubs, Sweden has definitely changed. At least the hair game is still strong ๐Ÿ’ช.
1 month ago
When you're 12 and think you're a player ๐Ÿ˜‚ #swag #2010 #facebookmemories
1 month ago
When you're a hobbit but also a frat bro. ๐Ÿป
1 month ago
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
1 month ago
Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC. ๐Ÿคซ
1 month ago
When you and your friends eat too many smurfberries ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘…
1 month ago
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
1 month ago
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿน
1 month ago
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 month ago