Me, after two drinks, having an in-depth philosophical debate with my brain about the meaning of a Cheeto ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant๐Ÿคฐ
1 month ago
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
1 month ago
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me, trying to convince myself I'm not an alcoholic after my third 'work from home' happy hour this week. ๐Ÿน
1 month ago
From pillaging villages to partying in clubs, Sweden has definitely changed. At least the hair game is still strong ๐Ÿ’ช.
1 month ago
When you're 12 and think you're a player ๐Ÿ˜‚ #swag #2010 #facebookmemories
1 month ago
When you're a hobbit but also a frat bro. ๐Ÿป
1 month ago
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
1 month ago
Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC. ๐Ÿคซ
1 month ago
When you and your friends eat too many smurfberries ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘…
1 month ago
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
1 month ago
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿน
1 month ago
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 month ago