When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the boys arrive and the party gets lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽ‰
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Me pretending to be cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž after my crush said hi ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine๐Ÿท
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When you are the only one at the party with an invitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
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That TMNT costume has seen some things ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‘€
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When you invite "a friend" and their "roommate" to your party and then suddenly Julius and his crew crash in asking for the dance floor and Mike's Hard ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you want to give her money but she still wants to dance๐Ÿ’ƒ
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When you and your partner win the couples costume contest. ๐Ÿ’š
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When the beat drops and you and your friends are feeling the vibe ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽถ
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Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
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Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
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I'm not sure what's more impressive, the baking skills or the sheer audacity of these butt cookies. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿช They're definitely cheek-y! ๐Ÿ˜‰
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