"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
5 months ago
Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
5 months ago
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
5 months ago
When you try your best, but you don't succeed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ
5 months ago
When you bring a new pet home and the old one ain't having it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
These new AT-AT models are looking kinda sus... ๐Ÿ‘€
5 months ago
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐Ÿ˜ด
5 months ago
Me watching the TV when my favorite character is about to get beaten up: ๐ŸฅŠ
5 months ago
When you and your dog nail the TikTok dance challenge ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿถ
5 months ago
Me accepting all my problems at once๐Ÿ”
5 months ago
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. โค๏ธ
5 months ago
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ
6 months ago
POV: You're going down in life, and still trying to hold it all together ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago