Professor: "Where's the meat?" Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
14 days ago
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
1 month ago
Me trying to follow the food pyramid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
1 month ago
One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•
1 month ago
Finally, a pizza I can sleep with and not feel guilty about afterwards ๐Ÿ˜‹
1 month ago
The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Introducing the new Pizza Burger from Burger King! Now you can finally settle the debate between pizza and a burger. This monstrosity is definitely made for sharingโ€ฆor is it? ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
1 month ago
Papa John's new Valentine's Day special: "Better ingredients, better d***" ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
1 month ago
Judge me by my pizza, do you? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ•
1 month ago
When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
1 month ago
When you order Papa Johns but forgot to tip the last guy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
1 month ago
Me at 5: *happily playing outside*. Me at 23: *living in a dark room surrounded by pizza boxes and crushing Elden Ring for the 5th time*. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago