Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
9 hours ago
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor 😂😈
9 hours ago
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
23 hours ago
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. 💀
2 days ago
She said yes!💍…to never taking my calls again. 😂
3 days ago
When you invite "a friend" and their "roommate" to your party and then suddenly Julius and his crew crash in asking for the dance floor and Mike's Hard 😂
5 days ago
I didn't see that coming 😂. Worst therapy session ever.
6 days ago
When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll 😂
9 days ago
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
9 days ago
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift 😂
9 days ago
When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" 😏
9 days ago
When you finally take a break at work and your coworkers have other plans 😂
10 days ago
Me trying to politely tell the DJ that his USB is unplugged 😂
10 days ago
When your friend says "it's just a prank bro" and you are wearing an EOD suit. 🧙
13 days ago
Dave found his free drinks. The question is, which Dave is going to take all three?
13 days ago