My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
1 month ago
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. 💀
1 month ago
She said yes!💍…to never taking my calls again. 😂
1 month ago
When you invite "a friend" and their "roommate" to your party and then suddenly Julius and his crew crash in asking for the dance floor and Mike's Hard 😂
1 month ago
I didn't see that coming 😂. Worst therapy session ever.
1 month ago
When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll 😂
1 month ago
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
1 month ago
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift 😂
1 month ago
When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" 😏
1 month ago
When you finally take a break at work and your coworkers have other plans 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to politely tell the DJ that his USB is unplugged 😂
1 month ago
When your friend says "it's just a prank bro" and you are wearing an EOD suit. 🧙
1 month ago
Dave found his free drinks. The question is, which Dave is going to take all three?
1 month ago
When you see a phone fall but it's a PRANK! 😂
2 months ago
Me and the boys in detention after the teacher left the room 😂
2 months ago