When you're hunting for a great white shark but find a whole different kettle of fish. 🦈
1 day ago
Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. 🤔
3 months ago
Me explaining to my priest how I speedran all 7 deadly sins before Sunday mass.
3 months ago
Finally a worthy challenge for all the chaos-loving gamers out there. Can't wait to cause mayhem in style 🏳️‍🌈😂
4 months ago
This gun is fabulous and only shoots glitter and rainbows... wait, what was the original caption again? 😂
4 months ago
"I stand with gay people" 🏳️‍🌈 proceeds to sit
4 months ago
When Chief Brody sees the size of the local pride parade 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
4 months ago
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
4 months ago
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. 😂
4 months ago