Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! 😂 It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? 👀
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. 😬
1 month ago
When your garage door becomes a neighborhood legend 🏠💥 'Nothing to see here, folks!' 🚫🔬
1 month ago
When the CCTV dreams of becoming Wall-E 🤖📷
2 months ago