Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
1 month ago
Bill Gates, the original tech bro. He coded his way into a class full of girls, proving that even in the early days, nerds were the real players. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
2 months ago
When you accidentally delete important files with "rm -rf *" ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your code smells but it's not your fault ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to find love, happiness, and peace in the terminal. At least it knows how to kill things (processes probably ๐Ÿ˜…).
3 months ago
Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
3 months ago
When you take too much acid and start debugging the matrix
3 months ago
When your iPod becomes a tech masterpiece ๐ŸŽงโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Expanding knowledge and wardrobe! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ‘•
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
3 months ago
When your startup is so local, only your computer knows about it! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜…
4 months ago