AI: I can replace programmers, just give me clear specs. Product Managers: The customer wants a button that does stuff. ๐
1 year ago
63
Me applying for a senior developer job after completing a 'Hello World' tutorial. ๐
1 year ago
72
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer ๐
1 year ago
66
When your code smells but it's not your fault ๐
1 year ago
65
When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book ๐
1 year ago
38
Me trying to find love, happiness, and peace in the terminal. At least it knows how to kill things (processes probably ๐ ).
1 year ago
34
Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
1 year ago
68
When you take too much acid and start debugging the matrix
1 year ago
50
When your iPod becomes a tech masterpiece ๐งโก๏ธ๐ป๐
1 year ago
90
Expanding knowledge and wardrobe! ๐๐
1 year ago
96
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:
"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐ค๐ถ
1 year ago
96
When your startup is so local, only your computer knows about it! ๐ป๐
1 year ago
92
When your code is a hot mess, but you still rock that outfit! ๐๐ป