Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
9 months ago
43
Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge 😂
Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
27
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." 
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
10 months ago
23
Me trying to explain to my therapist that the coffee wallpaper is breathing. ☕
Me trying to explain to my therapist that the coffee wallpaper is breathing. โ˜•
10 months ago
13
When your therapist is also an Insanity Wolf 😂
When your therapist is also an Insanity Wolf ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
35
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good
*Checks next level*
SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good *Checks next level* SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
11 months ago
19
Me trying to understand my life choices.
Me trying to understand my life choices.
11 months ago
15
I love the smell of my sister's vagina and that's perfectly normal, right? RIGHT? 🤔
I love the smell of my sister's vagina and that's perfectly normal, right? RIGHT? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
27