Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
1 month ago
Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge 😂
1 month ago
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my therapist that the coffee wallpaper is breathing. ☕
3 months ago
When your therapist is also an Insanity Wolf 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good *Checks next level* SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
3 months ago
Me trying to understand my life choices.
3 months ago
I love the smell of my sister's vagina and that's perfectly normal, right? RIGHT? 🤔
4 months ago