Finally spring is around the corner ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When youโ€™re heading to your concert in the opposite direction ๐Ÿ˜‚ #KanyeWest #KanyeEast
6 months ago
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
6 months ago
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
6 months ago
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
6 months ago
When your website is down, call the URLologist! ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. ๐Ÿคฃ
6 months ago
I guess you could say, "T.HANKS for all the fish!" ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Well, well, wellโ€ฆwhat do we have here? ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" Everyone: ๐Ÿ™„
6 months ago
When high-altitude 'philosophy' takes flight ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ
7 months ago