When you’re heading to your concert in the opposite direction 😂 #KanyeWest #KanyeEast
When youโ€™re heading to your concert in the opposite direction ๐Ÿ˜‚ #KanyeWest #KanyeEast
1 year ago
80
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." 
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
1 year ago
124
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
1 year ago
152
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
1 year ago
78
When your website is down, call the URLologist! 😂
When your website is down, call the URLologist! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
72
I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. 🤣
I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
80
I guess you could say, "T.HANKS for all the fish!" 🐟😂
I guess you could say, "T.HANKS for all the fish!" ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
69
Well, well, well…what do we have here? 😂
Well, well, wellโ€ฆwhat do we have here? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
80
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" 
Everyone: 🙄
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" Everyone: ๐Ÿ™„
1 year ago
74
When high-altitude 'philosophy' takes flight 😂✈️
When high-altitude 'philosophy' takes flight ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
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