Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you offer a solution and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your roommate suggests installing a window between your rooms so you can "discuss and shit" instead of using the door ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. ๐Ÿ’€
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Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
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She said yes!๐Ÿ’โ€ฆto never taking my calls again. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your friend asks you to sing and you accidentally summon a dubstep demon. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you finally understand the internet humor ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐Ÿคข
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When you invite "a friend" and their "roommate" to your party and then suddenly Julius and his crew crash in asking for the dance floor and Mike's Hard ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you realize your favorite TV show characters are just a bunch of rage comics ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone ๐Ÿ˜‚
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