Me trying to subtly tell my guests that they should READ instead of just STARING at their phones 😂📚
1 month ago
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
1 month ago
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly ✨🧛‍♂️
1 month ago
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
1 month ago