Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.🍷
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.๐Ÿท
8 months ago
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When you accidentally drop a whole bottle of food coloring in the bathwater… but it’s a river in China 🤷‍♂️
When you accidentally drop a whole bottle of food coloring in the bathwaterโ€ฆ but itโ€™s a river in China ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
41
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. 🌞🗡️🐔
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ”
10 months ago
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