Me after wishing I could have more wishes
14 days ago
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee 😂
27 days ago
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
1 month ago
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." My phone: "Are you sure about that?" 🥴
1 month ago
This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. 😂
1 month ago
She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, I’ll go out with you. Now I’m single with a permanent ‘K’ on my wrist. 😭
1 month ago
Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" 🥹
1 month ago
Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
1 month ago
🍾 When you start the night thinking you're the life of the party, but end up making lifelong memories with porcelain friends 😂🚽
2 months ago