My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
8 months ago
477
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. 💯
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
9 months ago
368
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐Ÿป
9 months ago
398
The proud walk to inform my mom I've redecorated the carpet with my lunch. ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
340
Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. 🚽🤔
Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
355
You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. 😂
You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
226
When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! 😩
When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
10 months ago
319
The duality of parental concern. One brings the love ❤️, the other brings the suspicion 🧐.
The duality of parental concern. One brings the love โค๏ธ, the other brings the suspicion ๐Ÿง.
10 months ago
329
That awkward moment when you try to pronounce your medication's name and accidentally summon the dark lord. Well, this is awkward. 🐐
That awkward moment when you try to pronounce your medication's name and accidentally summon the dark lord. Well, this is awkward. ๐Ÿ
11 months ago
359
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. 🔥
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
11 months ago
254
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. 👀🍕
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ•
11 months ago
343
The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
11 months ago
238
Who needs a fancy shower when you've got the trusty tabo to wash away your tears? 🥲
Who needs a fancy shower when you've got the trusty tabo to wash away your tears? ๐Ÿฅฒ
11 months ago
352
When the joke is so funny you're about to short-circuit. 😂
When the joke is so funny you're about to short-circuit. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
328
Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. 😅
Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
311