The 9-to-5 grind is looking real silly right about now. 🥲
The 9-to-5 grind is looking real silly right about now. ๐Ÿฅฒ
11 months ago
308
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. ๐Ÿซ 
11 months ago
243
Me trying to hold my life together and then one minor inconvenience happens.
11 months ago
240
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
1 year ago
194
Me pretending to be productive 😂. So relatable it hurts!
Me pretending to be productive ๐Ÿ˜‚. So relatable it hurts!
1 year ago
220
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
254
Me trying to achieve my goals in life 😂
Me trying to achieve my goals in life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
245
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot 😂
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled 😂
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
229
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.💩
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
207
Me trying to pee with a boner 😂
Me trying to pee with a boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
148
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public 😂
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
196
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
189
When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone 😭
When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
209
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 year ago
197