My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. ๐Ÿซ 
8 months ago
85
Me trying to hold my life together and then one minor inconvenience happens.
8 months ago
94
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
10 months ago
105
Me pretending to be productive 😂. So relatable it hurts!
Me pretending to be productive ๐Ÿ˜‚. So relatable it hurts!
11 months ago
83
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
112
Me trying to achieve my goals in life 😂
Me trying to achieve my goals in life ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
81
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot 😂
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
67
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled 😂
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
72
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.💩
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.๐Ÿ’ฉ
11 months ago
68
Me trying to pee with a boner 😂
Me trying to pee with a boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
59
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public 😂
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
73
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
69
When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone 😭
When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
66
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 year ago
69
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside 🥶
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside ๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
39