My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. ๐Ÿซ 
9 months ago
147
Me trying to hold my life together and then one minor inconvenience happens.
10 months ago
153
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
1 year ago
143
Me pretending to be productive 😂. So relatable it hurts!
Me pretending to be productive ๐Ÿ˜‚. So relatable it hurts!
1 year ago
141
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
182
Me trying to achieve my goals in life 😂
Me trying to achieve my goals in life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
154
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot 😂
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
114
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled 😂
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.💩
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
121
Me trying to pee with a boner 😂
Me trying to pee with a boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
98
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public 😂
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
122
When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone 😭
When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
127
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 year ago
120
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside 🥶
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside ๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
74