Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions 🤔
5 hours ago
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast 🍳
5 hours ago
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
5 hours ago
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
20 hours ago
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
1 day ago
POV: You finally escaped the friend zone 😂
1 day ago
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
2 days ago
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
3 days ago
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. 😂
3 days ago
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
4 days ago
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT 🚪
5 days ago
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" 🍻 Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* 🤬
5 days ago
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
7 days ago
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
7 days ago
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend 😂
9 days ago