So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Well, the signals couldn't be any clearer! ๐Ÿ‘€
2 months ago
When your memes are hotter than the summer sun! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜…
2 months ago
When your friendship takes a stab at boundaries! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ”ช
2 months ago
When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your dating profile keeps it painfully real ๐Ÿ˜‚ #KeepingItReal
2 months ago
When 'I'm here for the wings' becomes a home delivery service ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿš—โค๏ธ
3 months ago
When your baggage claim includes emotional baggage too! ๐Ÿ˜Žโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’”
3 months ago
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
3 months ago
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
3 months ago
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! โค๏ธ
4 months ago
When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
My superpower? Making everyone question their sexuality ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll ๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 months ago