When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
7 months ago
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
7 months ago
POV: You finally escaped the friend zone 😂
7 months ago
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
7 months ago
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
7 months ago
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. 😂
7 months ago
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
7 months ago
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT 🚪
7 months ago
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" 🍻 Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* 🤬
7 months ago
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
7 months ago
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
7 months ago
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend 😂
7 months ago
Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
7 months ago
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time 😭😂 #foreveralone
7 months ago
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!💍
7 months ago