Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
1 year ago
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Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. 😂
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
209
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
178
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
171
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" 🍻
Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* 🤬
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐Ÿป Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
183
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
191
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend 😂
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
215
Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
1 year ago
129
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time 😭😂 #foreveralone
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 year ago
129
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!💍
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
107
When your pillow talk escalates quickly 😂😳 #WhatJustHappened
When your pillow talk escalates quickly ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ณ #WhatJustHappened
1 year ago
113
When oops feels different depending on who's oopsing 😂
When oops feels different depending on who's oopsing ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars ❤️🍕💪
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
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