When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. 🔥
16 days ago
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
25 days ago
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
29 days ago
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping 😂
1 month ago
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
1 month ago
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna 😂
2 months ago
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers 🍻
2 months ago
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not 😂
2 months ago
When you're at the beach and trying to get a tan but also want to respect local customs 😂
2 months ago
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one 😂
2 months ago
When it's 3 p.m. and you're a Muslim MotoGP racer: 'Allahu Akbar! (even if it's mid-turn)' 😂
2 months ago
So, basically every religion started as a cult? 🤔
2 months ago
Pope Benedict XVI vs Emperor Palpatine: the ultimate force battle of good vs. evil 😂 Who do you think would win? 🤔
2 months ago
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. 😂
2 months ago
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable 😂 #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
2 months ago