If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
16 days ago
When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. 😈
19 days ago
The universe is vast and full of wonders, but the main takeaway is surprisingly specific. 🤔
2 months ago
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. 🙏😂
2 months ago
When your spiritual journey meets a dermatologist! 😂💊
2 months ago
When Ghostbusters meet the Holy Ghost: Tackling spirits with divine style! 😇👻
2 months ago
When survival instincts kick in: Turning over a new leaf... literally! 🕌🚓
2 months ago
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. 🔥
3 months ago
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
3 months ago
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
3 months ago
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping 😂
4 months ago
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
4 months ago
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna 😂
5 months ago
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers 🍻
5 months ago
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not 😂
5 months ago