Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
21 days ago
This goat is so raw, even Pakistanis are lining up. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
2 months ago
When you realize Hello Kitty x Hooters isn't as family-friendly as you thought it'd be ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your friend orders their eggs "over complicated": ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
Dad: "You're 10 and that's final. You think I'm paying full price? I'm not made of money."
3 months ago
When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
Me trying to resist the urge to order a McFlurry after my McDouble.
3 months ago
Finally, a soup that understands me.
3 months ago
When the menu's vibe is more 'moo' than 'vegan stew'! ๐Ÿš–๐Ÿฅ—
4 months ago
When you hire a toddler as a chef ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you take your girl to an expensive restaurant and she talks to someone on the phone the whole time ๐Ÿ˜‚ #relatable #dating
4 months ago
I guess the menu only has one option today! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
4 months ago