"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
16 hours ago
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
17 hours ago
Leo, buddy, maybe try flowers first next time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Titanic but make it a height difference meme ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
When Simba finds out Nala is single again. ๐Ÿ˜
1 day ago
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
1 day ago
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RiskyBusiness
2 days ago
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
When the tear gas hits just right ๐Ÿ˜
5 days ago
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
When your mind wanders off mid-conversation ๐Ÿ˜‚ #relatable #comics
13 days ago
Me trying to get my heart back after confessing my love and getting rejected ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
15 days ago
Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. ๐Ÿฅฐ
25 days ago
Real men steal sanitary pads for their girlfriends. Getting caught? Priceless ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago