Me ignoring all the red flags๐Ÿšฉ because he's cute ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
This Facebook post is more dramatic than a telenovela ๐Ÿ˜‚. He's not just saying no, he's building a whole 'I'm-too-cool-to-care' persona, and then BAM! Emotional whiplash. And the comment below? Pure savage ๐Ÿคฃ
25 days ago
Me running from one situationship to another.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
29 days ago
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. ๐Ÿคข
1 month ago
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is ๐Ÿ’€, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
1 month ago
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you get arrested for loving your neighborโ€™s kid a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
1 month ago
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒน
1 month ago
"I told you this was a bad idea Jerry!"
1 month ago
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
1 month ago
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
1 month ago
Leo, buddy, maybe try flowers first next time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Titanic but make it a height difference meme ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago