Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
1 month ago
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. 😂
1 month ago
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" 😂
1 month ago
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
1 month ago
These store rules are wild 😂 Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. 💨
1 month ago
When religion takes a page from Fight Club 🤫✝️🥊
2 months ago