Don't try this at home, kids. I'm a professional. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
NASA spent millions developing a pen that could write in space. The Russians used a pencil. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅƒ
9 days ago
When you and your cub friend spot each other across the beach: 'Hey bear buddy! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™Œ'
9 days ago
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
21 days ago
When you can't decide between horsepower and car power ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
POV: you live in Ukraine and ordered McDonalds to be delivered by drone.
26 days ago
Me trying to convince my body to leave my warm bed in winter๐Ÿฅถ
26 days ago