When you try to flex on someone with no arms but forget you also have no arms 😂😭
1 month ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk 😂
1 month ago
When you lose an argument on the internet 😂
1 month ago
"I'm a girl, so I can't be forever alone." 🤡
1 month ago
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" 😭
1 month ago
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one 😂
1 month ago
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 month ago
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. 😂
1 month ago
When you realize you're part of the Empire and lose all the time. 😭
1 month ago
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday 😂
1 month ago
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey 😂😭
1 month ago
Me: *gets sent to my room as a kid* 😭 Me: *gets sent to my room now* đŸ˜ŽđŸ•šī¸
1 month ago
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore 😭
2 months ago
When she says she's in America and not interested and you're desperately in love with her 😭😂
2 months ago