Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When she asks what are women good for:๐Ÿฅช and 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ
2 months ago
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Finally! I can add bacon to my burger without all the hassle of actually cooking bacon๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your sandwich needs a security system! ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
When the burger's so big, it serves you existential thoughts at no extra cost! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿคฏ
4 months ago