When you want a memorable wedding...👄
7 months ago
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
9 months ago
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
9 months ago
Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards 😂
10 months ago
Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single 😂
10 months ago