When you want a memorable wedding...👄
1 month ago
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
2 months ago
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
3 months ago
Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single 😂
4 months ago